By Cathryn Platine
Now the humans passed leash laws to keep the annoyance of other’s dogs under some sort of control, while the cats were pretty much free to roam as they always had. But one day the humans heard the dogs claim that all companion mammals were actually dogs and tried to enforce the leash laws on the cats as well. The cats decided this had gone too far and began to speak up. “We are NOT dogs, we are CATS!” they declared. The dogs responded by beating up on and chasing up trees every cat that said this. When the cats asked why, the dogs said that any cat that denied being a dog under the umbrella was insulting the dog-ness of all dogs. They said that cats, in claiming separate cat-ness, were putting on airs of superiority over dogs when they were actually dogs to begin with. Any declaration of cathood was an automatic insult to all companion animals everywhere…particularly dogs, they said; cats must wear the leashes in dog solidarity and must never again be allowed to roam freely as they always had…
Does this sound ridiculous?
If so, why are you buying the same garbage from transgenders?
Sign THE PETITION. Set the cats free.